Showing posts with label Safety. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Safety. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Cut You

At la Marshall, where considerably loud music is always played.

Tony:  Joshua, you must be careful when you go wait for your bus stop tonight.
Joshua:  Why, Tony?
T:  I was attacked yesterday.
J:  WHAT?
T:  I was attacked last night.
J:  Good god.  What happened?
T:  I was just waiting for the bus outside, when two or three men came to me.  They were locals; I've seen them around before, but I always knew they were up to no good.  But one comes towards me and goes to grab my bag...

[music grows louder]

J:  Oh...  What they take?
T [can't hear over the music]: HUH?
J:  WHAT DID THEY TAKE?

[music grows louder]

T:  They didn't take anything.  I just fwap [blocks his chest with a knife hand block] like it was instinct.  And then I pivot-
J [can't hear over the music]: -You WHAT?
T:  I pivot.  Like Agosto teaches us to do for ochos.  I pivot, then I ran.  Luckily a bus was coming, so I ran in front of the bus and kept going down the street.  While the men were waiting for the bus to pass, I was already three blocks away.
J:  Oh.  Wow.  Tango saved your life.
T:  Yes, Agosto would get a kick out of that.  And this happened at 10 o'clock at night.  You would think it would happen much later, when less people are around.

[music grows louder]

J:  This was after tango last night?
T [can't hear over music]:  This was WHAT?
J:  AFTER TANGO LAST NIGHT?
T:  Yes, after our class.  What time did you catch the bus?
J:  Maybe 2 in the morning, like usual.
T:  Good thing you weren't attacked like I was.
J:  Yeah, but only because the police were driving up and down the alley every five minutes.
T:  Lucky for you.

[music grows louder]

J:  Yeah...  But trust me, I do get paranoid.  Sometimes a group of people would pass and I debate on whether or not I should get my knife out.
T [can't hear over music]:  You debate WHAT?
J: I DEBATE ON-
T:  WHAT?!?!
J [yelling]:  I DEBATE ON WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD-

[music abruptly stops]

J [yelling]:  -GET MY KNIFE OUT.

[Tango dancers and people at tables turn to stare at the yelling American.]

J:  How many people do you think speak English here?
T:  Oh, all of them.
J:  Oh, good.


[Knife Wielder?]